At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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