It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
