we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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