She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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