i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think your dad took our porno
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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