..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
