He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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