i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
