She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's just like the Real World with babies
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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