I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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