it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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