i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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