I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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