Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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