In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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