apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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