im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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