I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Verdict: uncircumcised.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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