he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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