I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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