Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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