Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Randomize
