sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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