My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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