This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
