That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Randomize
