hotel room ftw
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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