is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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