Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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