is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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