I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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