Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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