I seem to have left my pride at pride
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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