Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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