would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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