its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My vagina just clenched in fear
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