We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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