But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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