ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I have grass duct taped all over my body
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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