Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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