i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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