no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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