every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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