hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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