Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I did not marry a roomba.
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