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Ever heard of a U-boat?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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