I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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