after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Randomize
