dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
