Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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